I was standing at the gates of Hell
A vegetarian shook the iron from inside
and with a horrid face, "Cannibals,
we're all Cannibals" he sighed
In his zeal he'd killed a hunter
Satan, like remorse itself, had said
"I give you Hell", spat upon his hand
and pressed it hard to his head
Had relieved him of his ignorance
A third-eye-sight of all that lives
Carrots have such simple souls
over which dominion man God gives
Now the orange is cute and cuddly
since Satan chanted unto him
"Bird, beast, rutabeg, rice: eating: is death: is sacrifice"
He now: forever starving (yet appetite dim)
But he can't sever a cabbage's head
for now to him it seems animal
And his stomach grumbles in a dirge:
"Cannibals, we're all cannibals."